Monday, July 28, 2008

Ch-ch-ch-Changes at the corner of Chaos and Insanity Road!

Ch-ch-ch-changes!
Everyday is bringing something new into our lives here at the Keon household on the corner of Chaos Ave. and Insanity Road.

Oh, we are getting down to the wire. Working full time and trying to get things rearranged and ready for the arrival of the exchange students is both exhausting and exciting and maybe bordering on insanity as we rush to get everything ready this week!.

There are dental appointments and eye check ups for Scott and the girls before school starts, and medical check ups for me and all of the fun little tests that I still have to go through to make sure I am cancer free for another year. Chaos!

We also have been taking out time for some other things. It was milestone birthday celebrations this past week. The darling daughters were 16 and 18 so we took them out to see Mama Mia and to eat at a new Japanese Hibachi Grill in Tupelo. Mama Mia was more than entertaining but it was a bit disconcerting at seeing the Japanese cuisine stir fried by a non-Asian. That was change I didn’t want to see.

We noticed at a recently foray into an Oxford Chinese eatery that the cooks weren’t Chinese. They were Hispanic! I’m sorry but I really want my Chinese food prepared by real Chinese cooks and my Japanese food prepared by Japanese cooks. That also means that I want my Mexican food prepared by a Hispanic. I can make authentic tamales but you won’t see me trying to pass myself off as a Mexican chef! Changes!

I am keeping busy answering the queries from other homeschooling parents about the books I have up for sale on e-bay. That sure has proven to be a good tool. Now if I can just convince the new post mistress that I know exactly what I am talking about when I go in and ask for the media postage rate. I’ve got a lot of textbooks to pass on to the next homeschool family and I would love to mail them out at the best possible rate. I also need to make room for all of the books I want to read just for fun. Chaos!

I finally reached the end of my journey toward my Theology degree in May. My class had its ‘Last Supper’ Sunday evening. It was pot luck and I must say there was quite the diversity in our dishes that we brought to the table just as our class was quite diverse. Over the past 4 years that we have studied together, our class became like family. We shared each others’ ups and downs. One of our members was diagnosed with metastatic
brain cancer and has been going through treatments and surgeries for most of our time together and it has been a blessing to us to see his strong faith and will to live. He was with us for our Last Supper although he could not actually eat the meal. We will continue to pray for a miracle. Changes!

I’m still drinking my bottled water and still recycling those plastic bottles and I wish I could say I have a gas conserving vehicle sitting in the drive way, but alas, the Great White Whale is still part of the family. It will be moving Ariel to the W in just a few short days. It will also be picking up Ji Eun and Ping at the airport and bringing them to a new life in Bruce. I am thankful for Marshall and Bernadette Coleman creating a little chaos at their gas store. I don’t mind that Marshall is a Democrat and he doesn’t mind that I’m not. When you drive a vehicle with a slight drinking problem, it is not insanity to drive to Derma for the lowest gas price is a good change.

Thanks to the good folks at Brasher’s in Bruce, I now have a working dishwasher. Doing without a dishwasher was not a change I wanted to make. Thankfully they had just the right dishwasher for my tiny little budget. So it won’t be chaotic around here trying to get those dishes clean.

Yep. Ch-ch-ch-Changes are happening every day here in our house at the corner of Chaos Ave. and Insanity Road.

Monday, July 21, 2008

I/ve seen the Light! Crazy!!

Blogging from Bruce
July 21, 2008

Vonda Tedford Keon

My sister's ring tone is Patsy Cline singing ' Crazy'. It may prove to my personal theme song before long. Alright! I know you are out there giggling and nodding your head yes. There is a rumor that I long ago reached the crazy stage. But let me tell you why I need a theme song. I am truly searching for the light at the end of the tunnel!

We have been knee deep in preparations to welcome a foreign exchange student into our home for the coming school year as well as preparing to take daughter number one off to MUW for her first year of quasi-independence. Then I got an e-mail from our AYUSA contact and she was frantic. Another host family had backed out and that left a student from Taiwan without a host family. I made some calls to people that I thought might be interested and thought we had a couple of good leads but they didn't work out. Not everyone is as crazy as my husband and I. We tend to be a bit spontaneous about things. So we thought, what the hay? Let's take them both.

Lo Ping, or Margaret (the Americanized name she has chosen) was so excited to hear from us that in her letter to me she said "AWESOME". Teenagers are teenagers around the world I guess. She wrote she was really ready to eat 'Fry chicken' and loved light food and vegetables but no spicy. She is going to embrace Southern Food I think.

Ji-Eun wrote that she was leaving for Los Angeles Saturday morning for her "learning to live in America" classes and would be arriving in Mississippi on August 2nd. I panicked on reading that. We thought it was the 10th. Donna, our AYUSA contact is checking on that for us. So in the event that the arrival date has been moved up we have shifted into high gear getting ready.

Our home is like a house sitting on top of another house. It has a walk out basement that was at one point many years ago, used as an apartment. I have been using it for my 'woman cave' and each time I have fallen down those 15 stairs I have made the statement that I thought we should make the downstairs into a master bedroom suite. It now looks like a work in
progress. How can one family accumulate so much stuff. Instead of just throwing out things when they break they seem to have migrated to the back of the inner most corner of the downstairs. Suddenly an empty room became the dreaded 'Junk' room.

Piles of old puzzles, text books from our 10 years of home schooling, the large scrap basket from our sewing projects, every little Happy Meal figurine from the years 1993 till 1996, the boxes that contain a lifetime of photographs and other small mementos that we inherited when Scott's dad died last summer, and pieces and parts from every computer we have owned since we moved to Bruce in 1996. Each day we are making headway and with each old useless thing that I toss, I feel like a weight has been lifted. The whole family has joined in tossing out things that should have been discarded a long time ago.

Now all of this work is not without some snags. Sunday, the dishwasher has decided to bite the dust. Those things just never give warning. You just open the door and reach in to find that your machine went through the motions and made all the sounds and really baked the grease and food particles on your plates. Thankfully, I still have Playtex gloves and scrubbers
and dish soap and washing the dishes was rather therapeutic after all of the purging I have been doing. I'm pretty sure it's the water pump and now I will be knocking on Brasher's door this week looking for a no frills dishwasher.

We had the pleasant surprise of discovering that Home Depot had some basic little compact fluorescents on sale so Scott has been replacing the outdated light fixtures downstairs with newer eco-friendly ones. What a difference that has made. Now I can really see the stuff I need to throw out. Does anyone need a 6-game-in -1 table? It's in mint condition and has all of its parts. I really don't need a foosh ball table in the house any longer. I've got eBay buzzing with selling the textbooks to other homeschoolers and the family photographs and other mementos will just have to wait. Its still too soon to look at those.

Welcome to America Ping and Ji-Eun. I have seen the light!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

90% of the Wildlife in Mississippi is out to bite YOU!

Well now that we are officially in the AYUSA program and an exchange student from Korea will be coming to live with us for a year, we have gone into study mode so that we won’t be totally ignorant. We may be a so called global economy but by and large we Americans are still dumb as a stump when it comes to knowing what makes other country’s ‘tick’.

That said, I’ve been thinking about how to ease Ji-Eun into our Mississippi culture of hot muggy summer days and tall glasses of iced sweet tea. She says she is very excited to learn about our foods and customs.

There is something else that I am going to have to teach her about and that is that 90% of the ‘wildlife’ in Mississippi is out to get you. I’m talking about the all those bugs that love to ‘bug’ us so well. This is by no stretch of the imagination a complete list but it’s the ones that stand out to me personally.

Chiggers: You never see them but they can find you. The chigger causes more misery than any other pest in Mississippi. I can only say one word here. OFF!

Horse flies: These are very large flies that apparently have the teeth of a piranha and can take out a divot of flesh when they bite. They sound like a small aircraft as they buzz their intended victim like a great white shark homing in on bare skin. If you don’t believe that they hurt, just watch a horse when they get bit.

Mosquitoes: There are too many species to name and the females all want a piece of you. Use DEET, OFF, or CUTTERS. Some people recommend Skin So Soft but my experience has been that all that did was make me even more enticing to those blood sucking vampires.

Ground Hornet: Better know to me as yellow jackets. They can dig out soccer ball sized nests in the ground and all it takes the vibration of the lawn mower to stir them up. They come boiling out of an unseen hole in the ground and you can’t run fast enough to get away from them. Abandon the lawnmower and run because if one stings you, you now have a flashing sign that says enemy hanging over your luckless head! They don’t lose their stingers and can zap you multiple times. A word of caution, don’t sit back and toss down a few cold ‘coolers’ and think you can sneak back in after dark, pour gas or oil down in that hole and pop them with a fire cracker and it will be bye bye ground hornets. Nope! I have seen that stupid human trick and all that happened was the explosion blew up a corner of the goof balls yard, it showered really angry insects over a wide area of the neighborhood and there was no amount of beer available to make those guys feel better from strafing they got from those wasps. Call the professionals and ‘Budman’ is not his name.

Fire Ants: Ants in Mississippi come in several types; tiny, sugar, carpenter, big red and my personal favorite “Sweet Jeeeeeesus! Get ‘em off meeeee! The fire Ant! The Imported Fire Ant or as they are know locally ‘Them !@# $%^&* $@#^*&^ Fire Ants” is a 1/4 in long ant that hitched a ride from South America in tropical plants. These hurtful little immigrants have been waging a successful invasion ever since they arrived. They are a smallish, red, virulent blight on the south. You learn to identify their mounds by trial and error…very quickly in my case. If you see a mound of fine dirt, taller than your grass, turn over a rock, or just stand in soft soil, chances are you have just disturbed a nest of these aggressive little buggers.

I made that mistake once while working around my gold fish pond. I was moving rocks and planting hostas and bulbs and before I knew what was happening I was covered to my waist before the first one stung me. As soon as the first one stung it signaled the other 2 million ants that were on me to commence the attack.

The resulting mass sting led to a wild flailing of the arms, clog dancing and a rather spontaneous desire for public nudity because I shucked my overalls and shirt right out there in the yard. There I was, for the Good Lord and any body else that drove by to see, running through my yard in my under wear, slapping at the ants and trying to get to the epi-pen that was in the house because I knew what was going to happen next. I spent the next few days going to see Dr. Longest for a daily shot. I had over 76 pus filled, very hard, itchy knots from the waist line down to my toes. I learned very quickly not to scratch them or it would just make it worse.

The armadillo, another pest in my book, is the ONLY know predator of the fire ant. That is why they tear up your yard. It’s not just for fun; they actually like to eat those little fiery creatures. No wonder it’s so hard to kill an armadillo. Anything that feasts on a fire ant is pretty darn tough.

Ticks: what can you say about a tick except it’s a sneaky blood sucking pest that you don’t want to find on you or your pet. Again I say OFF!

So as my family learns about another culture and how it ‘ticks’, I can only hope that Ji-Eun won’t be finding out about our ‘ticks’. I’ve got to go get a case of OFF!

Monday, July 07, 2008

Just call me Indy

Blogging from Bruce
July 7, 2008
Vonda Tedford Keon

I wear a lot of hats in my life. Mom, wife, artist, teacher, lay minister, medical clerk, chief cook and bottle washer, dilettante. You remember that one don't you? Jack of all trades. Well I am adding adventurer to my hat collection.

As my college bound daughter is set to go off on her next great life adventure, she kind of decided for me that I should also have another great adventure. She must be thinking I will suffer from semi-empty nest or something of the sort. Ha Ha. Little does she know. With her tenth grade bound sister left at home I am thinking that will be enough of an adventure. But no. She and the Good Lord have other plans for us.

We have talked about being a host family for a foreign exchange student before but never really acted on it because we have only have 3 bedrooms and they are small bedrooms at that, so it wasn't a feasible idea. It has just been a passing thought and that's about it. Until the phone call last Thursday.

Ariel had seen a notice hanging on a bulletin board when she worked at vacation bible school last week about needing a host family for a Korean girl ASAP. Her brain kicked in and she started talking to us about it. Her reasoning was she was going off to college so her room would be empty and the girl would be the same age as my other daughter Erin and in the same grade so they could study together yada yada. When I asked the question about where she would sleep when she came home for the weekend, which apparently won't be too often with the price of gas like it is, she had already figured that one out and said she could sleep on the sofa or spend the night at Grandmommies. Hmmm. I wonder how my mom is going to react to that proposal?

Scott and I talked it over and agreed that we could do this. So we set up a meeting with the area contact person and got the ball rolling. We made several frantic phone calls to get recommendations in and sent in a family portrait and got the paper work sent in for the background checks and wrote the introductory essay. We are in!

I look forward to this because when I was in high school, my Mom and Dad also hosted two foreign students in our home. For 2 or more years, we were host family to Lee from South Korea and Hideaki from Japan. Those two college students were in Mississippi in the turbulent 60's and were looked upon with suspicion. It was culture shock for both of them but they
learned to speak English with a southern accent, and loved my Mom's cooking. They cooked their favorites for us also. My family was multi-cultural before it even had a name. Daddy was stationed in Japan in the 50's when he was in the Army and always had a love for Japanese culture and food. Mom grew up in Memphis and was exposed to many different cultures so she also was very open to new things. Now, years later, we still keep in contact with the two men. Lee settled in Illinois, retired from his medical practice. If you take medication for Parkinson's you can thank him for it because he worked on developing that in the research labs of Ole Miss.

Hideaki was the only son in his Japanese family therefore he had to carry on the family business. He is quite the globe trotting businessman. If you have ever done karaoke, chances are you have sang using one of his brands of electronics. He has brought some of his employees to Mississippi for a visit. They are always amazed at how much space we have and
they leave loving black eyed peas and fried chicken and trying to say ya'll in the proper context.

So this is how the new adventure is going to unfold: I will turn 55 on August the 7th, I will take my daughter to the W and she will start her new educational life adventure on August the 9th and on August the 10th we will drive to the Golden Triangle Regional Airport and pick up Ji Eun as she begins her new adventure in a foreign land. Erin looks forward to a 'new sister' that is her age and grade level. We have already started learning about the South Korean culture and language so we can help to make Ji Eun's transition here easier.

Oh yeah, I am feeling like Indiana Jones. I am off on yet another of life's great adventures. Oh and Mom thinks it's a wonderful idea so the good Lord has his hand in this or we never would have gotten that phone call.

Now just where did I put my fedora?

Monday, June 30, 2008

Independence day is upon us!

Blogging from Bruce
June 30, 2008
Vonda Tedford-Keon

Independence Day is fast approaching. I'm not necessarily talking the Fourth of July here. I'm talking about the day you go off to live on your own in a dorm room for your first taste of life away from from the old parental units.

Oh how things have changed since I went off to college in 1971. Momma and Daddy loaded up their car with my stuff and I followed them down to Columbus in my car which was also stuffed full of the necessities of college dorm life. That was the first time any of us saw the dorm I was to call my home for that year and about the only time Momma and Daddy came to campus until graduation day four years later. Back then the things that were necessary were a popcorn popper, a stereo and all of my favorite albums, a trunk for my sheets and towels and other none clothing items and clothes and shoes and books.

Fast forward to 2008 and universities now have Family Orientation days. For one night and one day Moms and Dads get to experience the dorm room and some activities and most importantly the food plan. Ariel and Scott and I were signed up for our Orientation day the 19th and 20th of June. I was excited to be staying in my old dorm Kincannon. I have such good memories of that dorm. And there are some not so stellar moments but by and large it was a great dorm that year.

I don't remember the beds being that high off the floor. They are adjustable so you can put the 3 drawer chest under your bed to create more space. The mattresses are plastic so every time I rolled over it sounded like I was laying on a pile of wal-mart bags. And how could I have forgotten that train! I suddenly flashed back to 1973 and now many times that engineer was
going to hang on that whistle and just how many streets there were for him to cross. The next day after we left campus, I promptly found the nearest Bed Bath and Beyond and we got a memory foam egg crate pad, a pillow top mattress cover AND a 2 inch thick feather bed. My back was killing me after one night of attempting to sleep on that excuse for a mattress. I
don't want Ariel to start out life with a bad back!

The rooms come with a really nice sized microwave and refrigerator/freezer combo so that is different and record players are obsolete so all she needs is her MP3 player and her laptop. We are sending a printer scanner along so she won't have to stand in line to print her papers.

The key to living in a dorm is economization. With such a small living space today's college kids have to really look at what is important and absolutely necessary. Living in a dorm is like living in a fish bowl. What the heck is privacy? She is going to be sharing a bath room with 3 other girls instead of just one here at home. She is going to have to pick up her own clothes and wash them in the dorm laundry. She is going to have to make sure she has enough toilet paper and keep the
floor cleaned because the campus does not provide a housekeeper.

I will miss my oldest daughter as she makes this transition to dormitory life and college. She is so ready to get out of the house and try on independence. She is ready to make new friends, and have new experiences, study new subjects, learn some new skills. I can't help but worry but I know she has to do it all on her own just like my Mom and Dad had to let me.
I had to learn to get up in the morning and to study on my own. If I didn't make it to the cafeteria to eat, oh well. I was the one responsible for my clean clothes and sleep habits and getting the class work in on time. Which is not to say that I didn't hear my Mom's voice in my brain telling me that it was time to do such things. Maybe Ariel will be hearing me prodding her along too.

Oh Yeah, Independence Day is upon us.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Audacity of Hype in this year's Presidential Campaign.


This is my personal opinion about the Presidential race so if you are a fan of Senator Barak Obama I suggest you read this with an open mind and then do your homework. Or stop reading now!
(the photo was lifted from the Drudge Report)

Well well well. The Presidential race is certainly getting interesting isn’t it? I can’t wait each day to find out what sort of things the press is reporting or speculating about the candidates that are running for office. I remember when you used to have to wait until the actual Democratic or Republican National Conventions to find out who would be on the ballot. Now, after all of the caucus’s and preliminaries, it’s pretty much a given who is going to be running. And as usual, we the voters are caught between the proverbial rock and a hard place.

Over the weekend I was appalled to see that Senator Obama had the audacity to stand behind a podium decorated with a ‘Quasi’ Presidential Seal. While I agree that the United States needs a change, that seal design was a bit more than I could stomach. I wasted no time at all in doing a cut and paste of the photo and sending it to all of my friends.

While the Obama seal does include the American bald eagle clutching arrows and an olive branch, the resemblance ends there.

The Latin phrase "E Pluribus Unum," which translates to "Out of many, one," now says "Vero Possumus." Press reports translate the Latin words as "Truly, we are able" - a rough translation of the Obama campaign slogan, "Yes we can." Other changes to the seal include the removal of the shield over the eagle's breast, representing the president's oath to defend the Constitution. The shield has been replaced with the letter "O" - presumably for Obama - and the image of a rising sun.

This my friends, whether you are hard lined Democratic, Hard nosed Republican, bleeding heart liberal or Conservative Independent, is too serious a contest about too many serious issues for a candidate to be playing make-believe on the campaign trail. Mr. Obama is showing arrogance now. What is he going to do next, rewrite “Hail To the Chief”? His Audacity of Hope is taking a turn to the Audacity of Hype.

Mr. Obama must realize that he made a major mistake because he only used the seal over the weekend. It was looking like he has decided not to wait for any of the formalities like a presidential election, an inauguration or even a nomination, which he still hasn't actually officially won yet.

Each election, the candidates get branded. Daddy Bush was a nice guy but out of touch. Bill Clinton was “randy” to say the very least! Ross Perot had big ears. Bob Dole was heroic but too old, Al Gore was a fibber and a bore. Dubya is pleasant but sometimes comes across as not too bright. Hillary was HillBilly. John McCain is a Firebrand and Hawkish. Obama is rapidly becoming charismatic and arrogant.

Since everyone seems to be bandying about the Latin phrases now, let me throw one out at you. “Politic” “Poli” from the Latin meaning “Many” and “Tic” meaning “Blood Sucking Parasites.” Politicians can be just such creatures.

Read and be informed about the candidates. Ladies and gentlemen, old voters and new voters, get off your lazy tushies and vote. If you don’t you won’t have any right to fuss. And for those of you that don’t vote, don’t let me hear you complaining about some ‘change’ that you don’t like. If Mr. Obama thought it was ok to play around with the Presidential Seal during the campaign, just what will he play around with in our Constitution and our Rights as citizens?
And for the record, I vote for the man and not for the party and my leaning is Conservative and there are those in either party. This year I am supporting the Hawk. Everybody has an opinion, right?


Monday, June 09, 2008

Bottled water

June 9, 2008

I like water. I like cold water. I like it over ice. I like in a glass. I like it in a bottle. I CANNOT stand it out of the tap!

There is a major controversy going on now about bottled water. Here ‘we’ are, moaning and groaning about the price of gas hovering around $4 a gallon and we are chugging down bottles of water that at the least is priced at .89 cents and at the most $1.89 for a 20 ounce bottle of the clear liquid. ‘Tap’ water costs us about .0001 cent to drink. So what is the big deal? Why don’t we drink tap water and forego the bottled water that used to only be a thing the rich and infamous was known for?

From the West Coast to the East Coast to across the pond to Europe, city governments, high-class restaurants, schools, and religious groups are ditching bottled water in favor of what comes out of the faucet. With people no longer content to pay 1,000 times as much for bottled water, a product no better than water from the tap, a backlash against bottled water is growing.

The U.S. Conference of Mayors, which represents some 1,100 American cities, discussed at its June 2007 meeting the irony of purchasing bottled water for city employees and for city functions while at the same time plugging their quality municipal water. The group passed a resolution sponsored by Mayors Gavin Newsom of San Francisco, Rocky Anderson of Salt Lake City, and R. T. Rybak of Minneapolis that called for the examination of bottled water’s environmental impact. The resolution noted that with $43 billion a year going to provide clean drinking water in cities across the country, “the United States’ municipal water systems are among the finest in the world.”

Tap water promotional campaigns would have seemed a bit over the top back when water in bottles was a rarity. Now cities are trying to counteract the pervasive marketing that has caused consumers to lose faith in the faucet. In fact, more than a quarter of bottled water is just processed tap water, including top-selling Aquafina and Coca-Cola’s Dasani. When Pepsi announced in July that it would clearly label its Aquafina water as from a “public water source,” it no doubt shocked everyone who believed that bottles with labels depicting pristine mountains or glaciers delivered a superior product. I didn’t like Aquafina because it tasted funny. Now we know why. Tap water!

Americans on average each now drink about 30 gallons of bottled water a year with sales growing by 10 percent each year, far faster than any other beverage. Bottled water now appears to be the drink of choice for many Americans—they swallow more of it than milk, juice, beer, coffee, or tea. Yep that’s right, Americans drink more water than beer or tea.

Now I don’t know about ya’ll but I drink bottled water and I read the labels and check it out to see if it’s from a municipal water supply. I also recycle my bottles about 75 percent of the time. There are large recycling bins on highway 7 going into Oxford and every so often I load up the plastic garbage bags filled with plastic bottles and I drop them in the recycling bin that is labeled for plastic.

I would drink tap water except for one reason. It tastes nasty. When I was a kid, Bruce water tasted so good. That old water tank on North Newberger across from my grandparent’s house held some of the best tasting artesian water. Then somewhere along the line, chemicals started to be added to the water. A little Fluoride and a lot of Chlorine started being added to it. There is nothing worse than drinking chlorinated water and what ever else is put into it. I go into a restaurant and ask for tea and all I can taste is the chlorine. If I wanted to drink chlorine I would go jump in a swimming pool and take a few gulps. We have old water pipes in houses and coming off of the streets into our homes and those old pipes are lead. Now think about it. Chlorinated water going through old lead pipes into your homes. Yum. I have let my ice cubes melt before and then noticed flotsam in the bottom of my glass of ‘pure’ tap water. Nothing like getting a little extra fiber in your diet, is there?

I can’t count the number of times that I have ruined a load of white clothes in the wash because of something wrong with the water. I am certainly not going to drink something that comes out of the tap that is already the color of weak tea.

When I first moved into my house in 2001 we had a whole house water filter. It was in the ground on the house side of the water meter. Until 2004 we had some very good charcoal filtered water, until the day when city workers replaced my meter and completely destroyed the filter. Oops! My pipes are still spitting out charcoal after all these years of replacing faucets and other things that were ruined and I haven’t replaced the filter because it is too cost prohibitive now. The city didn’t offer to replace it for me either.

I will continue to drink bottled water and I’ll recycle the plastic bottles. It won’t matter where I live or go to eat or work, if the water doesn’t smell like water should and smells like an overly chlorinated swimming pool, I will go and purchase a bottle of water. That U.S. Conference of Mayors doesn’t represent me and I doubt any of our mayors ever attended one. I will say this, if you think your water is clean, come borrow one of my microscopes and look at a drop of your tap water. I’ll be standing right beside you and offer you a swig from a bottle of Brand X triple reverse osmosis filtered water. Bon Appetite!

Monday, June 02, 2008

Is Anyone Home?

Blogging from Bruce
June 2, 2008
Vonda Tedford-Keon

‘Hey, is anyone home?
Here I sit staring at the screen of my computer and the little cursor is just flashing at me. I am listening to a wonderful thoughtful song written and sung by a long lost friend that I stumbled across while surfing the internet over the weekend. Jamie was at that awkward age when I knew her best. Her dad, Charles Ambrose, was my advisor and mentor at MUW. There were many times that I was asked to ‘watch’ Jamie Elizabeth’ as her mom fondly called her. You know how Southern moms are. They have to double up on those names. If I ever heard my whole name I knew that I was in some kind of trouble. Come to think of it as I am rapidly approaching the ole double nickel birthday, my mom still doubles up on my name, sometimes with great emphasis on each syllable.
Ahh, I have gone off on the rabbit trail again, let me get back to my little friend Jamie. She isn’t so little any longer and closer in age now than we were back in the earlier 70’s. She was a uber talented child that could play the piano in a way that put most people to shame and she did it by ear all the while fooling people into thinking she could read those little notes. Play it once and her mind must have been a steel trap that snapped and held in every note. Yet I often suspected that she silently beat herself up over it. I was in awe of her intelligence. She went to do her graduate work in Germany in Celtic Studies for heavens sake; on a Fulbright Scholarship no less. Genius comes in small packages.
Jamie was mortified that she had to have a ‘sitter’ at her age. I don’t know that she ever figured out that I was probably more house sitting than babysitting. Well, yeah, she knows it now, but being the only daughter and the youngest of the family, she was the one that her parents wanted protected whether she liked it or not.
When her name popped up on my search screen the other night while I was searching for a book, I noticed it was highlighted so I moved my little flashing cursor and clicked on it. Then a page appeared with a photograph. Yep, it was the same Jamie I had ‘babysat’ over 30 years ago. When I clicked on her music I was blown away. One of them is called ‘Is Anybody Home?’ It brings to mind the welcoming sight and sound of that creaking screen door on the front porch and coming back home after being gone for a while. It envisions wrapping yourself up in hugs and kisses from family you haven’t seen in a while and wonderful dinners at family reunions during the holidays. As we all get older things change and we can’t go home any more. But the memories live forever in our hearts and minds. Thanks to talented songwriters and authors, people and simpler times live on.
Are you wondering if we have reconnected? Well, yes we have and since she now lives in England, the internet is the only way to communicate these days. We have traded in the creaking screen door for the computer screen and the blinking cursor. But as I listen to her music, I know that she is still the same gifted genius she was when she was just an awkward preteen that didn’t need a keeper.

It’s the sound of a heart that is falling, hey
It’s the sound of a memory calling, hey
It’s the sound of a lost voice aching, hey
It’s the sound of silence breaking. Hey!
Is anyone home?
Jamie Ambrose, composer
www.myspace.com/jamieambrose

Sunday, June 01, 2008

I lost an old friend


As I was surfing for something obscure last evening I stumbled upon an obituary that made me stop and take a deep breath. A dear friend was found murdered in Mobile, Alabama. It was all so senseless to me. William Joseph "Bill" Lumalcuri was one of the finest men I have ever know. I met Bill when I had just graduated from university and had moved into my first apartment. I lived upstairs and he moved into the one below me. He was a little Italian guy from New York City but he like the South because that was where his mom was from. He was an Ole Miss graduate and settled in Tupelo to be a middle school counselor. Bill was a great person. He was the kind of person that would give you the shirt off his back and the food off his table and never think about how he was going to eat. He was one of the first people I ever met that bought things in bulk because it was cheaper in the long run.
My birthday is August 7 and his was December 7, 1947. I would call him on Pearl Harbor day and he would call me on what he referred to as the day after the bomb dropped. We had a strange and wonderful friendship. He was Ole Miss to the bone and I wasn't. I was taller than he was by a mile. He worried about me a lot because I had a tendency to be a loose cannon. He was my knight in shining armor with no strings attached and the wisest person I probably will ever know.
If I didn't get up and go to church Bill would be knocking on my door inviting me to go with him to St. James. I was already looking for a church home and little did Bill know that I was interested in the Catholic faith. Years later after all of my journeys and trying on different churches, when I finally was in full membership in the Catholic Church, Bill laughingly said he was at fault for bringing me those times. I remember asking him if he would be god-parent to my daughters when they were born. He declined saying he hadn't really been a faithful Catholic but he acted like he did take on the role nevertheless. He would come to see them on their birthdays and send them little happies from their 'uncle' Bill. I'm sorry he didn't get to come to their confirmation last year or to know that the oldest has graduated and is on her way to university in the fall. I can only hope that there will be a 'Bill' in her life to steer her along the right path.
Because of his goodness he is now dead. I am sure it's all going to be something really stupid and the guy that shot him will probably get off by reason of insanity. Bill tried to help everyone he met. It was a character flaw I guess. He tried to see only the good in everyone. He was the kind of person that would lift you up when you were low. He was a great help to a lot of students with problems in his over 30 years of teaching. He was a great help to all of the people that passed through his life.
Bill never married, it was his penance, he told me once, for something in his wilder younger college years. It never seemed right to pursue that any farther and I never pressed the issue. It was his decision to make and he made it and if he had wanted to share any more I am sure he would have.
Bill Lumalcuri was a great guy. The world should mourn the passing of the likes of him. He truly tried to live as if yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery. He lived as Christ wanted him to live, in the today without trying to second guess what tomorrow was going to bring.

One scripture I always connected with Bill is this:
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ lives in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. (Galatians 2:20).
That is what William Joseph Lumalcuri lived by. Goodbye my old friend. You will live on in my memory and with Jesus.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Remembering Ambrose

Blogging from Bruce
May 26, 2008


Memorial Day. The time when we should remember those that have fought for us. Depending on who you talk to or what part of the country you live in, it all began as a day of decoration of the graves of the fallen soldiers of the Civil War. Since I spent quite a few years living in Columbus, Mississippi, I prefer to lean toward the fact that it all began there in Friendship
Cemetery in Columbus.
I spent many a morning sitting in the quietness of that old historic cemetery doing watercolor renderings of the unique tombstones and the numerous stately gnarled cypress trees that dot the landscape. At first it seemed a little strange to me to be sitting out in a cemetery painting but after a while it was just an every day occurrence. No one was there to bother the
budding artists as we sat in various patches of grass sketching whatever caught our imagination. It was very quiet and peaceful and a nice little breeze would find it's way to us. We usually had a snack and some iced cokes (still in bottles in those days!). Mr. Ambrose would be sitting under a big umbrella, occasionally offering advice on something we might be struggling with. To this day I still see cemetery's with a different perspective than most people. And I still hear Ambrose telling me, "you have to see with your heart, Miss Tedford, not with your eyes. Look for the shapes. Squint and paint the shadows. Don't go for the obvious."

His advice did sink in. Ambrose was the head of the MUW Art Department when I went to MSCW in 1971. 'Messy W' was his favorite term for it. He was never in favor of the name change in 1974 though. He called it 'Moo U' but that was better the alternative which would have been Women's University of Mississippi. WOM. Nope! didn't like that one either. He had a really dry sense of humor and at some point became my advisor. I was a student worker in the Art Department office and one day he told me that he didn't like who had been assigned as my advisor and that he was putting me on his list. That was the defining moment for me in college. He rarely took the role as advisor unless he saw some promise in the student. It also
set me apart and the other professors looked at me in a different light and my workload took on a new life. The gauntlet was thrown and I had to rise to meet the challenges. I tried several times to back out of it but he refused. The result was, I learned to paint in the old fashioned techniques as well as learned all the little tricks. He didn't teach by talking. I sat at his
side and watched him over and over. He would watch me and then offer suggestions as to how to improve. I learned to do things by thinking them out and then trial and error. He taught me that some times what looks like procrastination to some is actually working each step out in my head and then doing it right the first time. Years later, we still had a close bond. He told me that he had to pass on some of his knowledge to someone and I was the one he chose at that time.

We stayed in touch for years, talking on the phone a lot. He was a great comfort to me when my Daddy died. He called me and talked to me like I was one of his own kids. Then one day I called and the phone was disconnected. It was a while later that I learned he had died not long after our last conversation. When I think of Ambrose, I remember the stories that he used to tell. He talked of his time in the military. He talked about being in school with Walter Anderson and gave some first hand accounts of dealing with Anderson's mental illness. Can you
imagine taking art instruction from a contemporary of Walter Anderson? It still makes me take pause. When I walk into some of the banks or our State Capitol there are larger than life portraits that have been painted by Charles E. Ambrose. I can spot his technique from a distance.

Ambrose reminded me of a tortoise. He was slow and steady and had a hard shell. He might not be as well known as Andrew Wythe but his works were many and varied. He never sought glory or recognition. He was just what he was. A great artist, a family man of deep religious conviction, a mentor and a dear friend. So on this Memorial Day, I salute you, Mr. Ambrose, and all the other memorable people in my life that have passed on.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Happy Graduation Seniors

Blogging from Bruce
Vonda Tedford Keon
May 17, 2008

For once I am writing a column that is proactive instead of reactive. In other words, I am actually getting ahead of the game or the event this week. May is graduation month. I am having a hard time trying to catch my breath in all the whirlwind activities that is going on with my own daughter. Last Tuesday evening was the Awards ceremony at BHS. We had a wonderful surprise when a Representative from MUW came and presented Ariel with 3 scholarships. I was pleased to know that my Alma Mater thinks enough of the one student in a small town 2 hours away to send someone. It was like getting a cherry on top of the chocolate sundae. Sweet!

In thinking about the graduates, I know they are all chomping at the bit to get out of school and on to the next phase of their lives. For some they know what the next phase is. They are going on to college. For others, they are going to sit it out and take a breather and figure out what they want to do. So for all of you graduating Seniors out there, I have composed a few things that could be called the 10 Commandments of graduation minus the Thou Shalts and Shalt not’s. Here goes!

1. Remember that it is by the Grace of God that you are here so keep yourself grounded. Tell yourself that each and every day. Thank you Lord for what today is going to bring. Thank you Lord for what happened today. Remember each day is going to put a new wrinkle on your brain.

2. Honor your father and your mother and quit parking the car in their yard and on their sofa. It is time for you to move on into college, into the workforce into where ever. It is time for you to spread your wings and be out on your own. Close your eyes and make that leap of faith. You can do it!

3. Don’t blame your parents for your problems. It’s your life, your opportunities, your successes, your mistakes. You had better learn to deal with things. Mom and Dad can’t get you out of those speeding tickets and poor grades any longer and they sure can’t write a letter trying to excuse you for missing work or class. A hang-over is not an excuse for sick leave!

4. Learn to deal with your money. Make a budget and live by it. It will be hard, I ought to know. Sometimes you will really want to eat that steak dinner but just suck it up and eat a bowl of cereal while you learn the value of the dollar and realize that you aren’t going to have a whole of lot of dollars for quite a while.

5. You will enjoy this summer because for the ones going off to college in August and September, your life is going to change big time! Enjoy this while you still can.

6. Honor that Alarm clock. You have to learn to get up on your own. The world doesn’t start at 10 am or 12 noon. If you wait until then to rise you sure won’t be shining and you will have missed half of the day. Mama and Daddy will not be there to roll your butt out of bed. Learn to deal with time and manage it. You can’t be a late sleeper very often at the next level of your life and get away with it.

7. Learn to read. Oh yeah yeah, you know how to read but do you know how to really READ? Do you read directions, read your professors assignments, read for knowledge, read for fun? (I am not talking about People Magazine either.) For Heavens sake, read a novel, read the newspapers. Educate yourself about the world you going into.

8. Get ready to compete. So far you might have been the big fish in the little pond. Well guess what? You are about to learn that there is always going to be somebody smarter, more connected, and more prepared than you. There is always going to be someone that is prettier, has better hair, and a nicer car than you. For you jocks out there, there is always going to be someone out there that is faster, stronger and bigger than you. I’m not saying you can’t accomplish your goals. You just need to be prepared for the competition and the extra work you will be required to do to achieve your goals. And to all you NERDS out there: This is a level playing field for you. Get out here and SHINE!

9. The quicker you learn that life is not ‘fair’, the better off you will be. Learn to deal with what life throws your way. Please do not confuse college with the real world. It is nothing like the working world. You will still be insulated from the real world. I had wonderful professors during my college career. But there were one or two that made Attila the Hun look like a sweet heart. (And a few bosses fell into that category too!)

10. Remember the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Happy Graduation to BHS, CCHS, VHS and Calhoun Academy Seniors. Spread your wings and FLY!
‘Nuff said’

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Geriatric texting

May 11, 2008
I got a surprise this week when my husband had unlimited texting added to our phones. My daughters have been sending me little messages as fast as their little fingers can send them out. I think I am entering the new age of texting but unfortunately, in my case, its Geriatric texting.
As parents we need to understand that email is fast becoming an out of date technology (the kids these days don’t roll with the email). If you are foolish enough to think that emailing from your desktop is keeping up with the times, I am about to give you some bad news, old person. Technology is changing, and if we old people want to keep up with the times, we had better learn to use the text option. Kids are into something faster and right now it is text messaging.

I am dead serious; my two daughters know more about technology life, than I knew after getting my Master’s Degree from an accredited university. We need to come to grips with our future. As parents, we are raising a smarter, more advanced race of people whose only purpose on Earth is to replace us…with something electronic!Unfortunately, there is nothing funny about this. If you are reading this blog, there is no doubt that you are old and out of date. Even when we think we are cutting edge with our email, maybe even a laptop, our cell phones, our mp3 players or ipods- we are falling farther and farther behind in using technology each and every day.

As I am rapidly approaching the old ‘double nickle’ birthday this summer I realized thatI am Ms. Pac-Man in an iPod world. I can even identify with that GoPhone commercial with a much older Meatloaf and a full figured Tiffany belting out “Let me sleep on it…..” I live in the present, and they (the new advanced young race) are learning for the future. Kids these days are growing up in a different world than I did. They have no knowledge of rotary phones, don’t understand why calculators were so cool, have never heard of a typewriter or carbon paper, Polaroid cameras, 8 track tapes, vinyl records, metal ice cube trays, or why there were phone booths at the gas station. These kids will never look at a clock or a watch to tell time (they use their cell phones), correct their own spelling on a writing assignment, or know the fear of what will happen at home if they are sent to the principal’s office at school.

They will never remember a world without MySpace, iTunes, Facebook, or YouTube.Our schools are so out of touch that students take keyboarding, 9 years after they are first on a computer. It is time to admit it. We are OLD. Not just a little old, I mean really old technology wise. The world is changing quickly. It has advanced since I started typing this three minutes ago (I type fast; in my previous life I did take a typing class in the high school; back when the dinosaurs were still roaming the Skuna bottom). Young people are not only smarter than we were at the same age, but they are smarter than us now. And they are getting smarter and smarter. We have no choice. As soon to be members of AARP, we must be proactive. We must get out of their way before they (the super technologically educated race) crush us like bugs.

It is time to run and hide and save what little pride we have left.I am going to lead the charge. I am bustin’ out. It is official, I am going to learn how to text. My daughter was going to help me, but she fell out laughing at how slow these old arthritic digits type in the words.

I read where there was an actual contest on the East Coast and a 13 year old girl won $25,000 after she tapped out in a mere 15 seconds, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! And even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, her precocious little thumbs must still be in rehab!
I’ll have to learn to not worry about spelling and use acronyms more if I want to speed up. So let’s see if you can RdBTTLns. CN U RD THS? I’ve G2G. I’ll BRB 2C if U R ROTFL. Texting is a Gr8t way to send my ETA to the kids so they will know when I am leaving work headed home. As long as I KISS they NO WIM. (Translation: Read Between The Lines. Can You Read This? I’ve got to go. I’ll be right back to see if you are rolling on the floor laughing. Great way to send my estimated time of arrival. I’ll Keep It Simple Stupid and they will Know What I Mean)

I think it takes me longer to tap out a text message than it does for me to call them. But I have discovered that the messages seem to get thru when a phone signal won’t. So I guess I’ll use these old painful fingers and stretch my brain some more and figure out how to send these little messages. Maybe I’ll even invite Meatloaf and Tiffany to join me.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

I am a coffee snob. I admit it

April 14, 2008

I love coffee. In fact I am a coffee snob. I think it all started with my Daddy. He would have that first cup of coffee every morning, a level spoon or two of sugar and then he would stir. And stir….and stir..the spoon clink clink clinking on the sides of the coffee cup as he sat there thinking or trying to wake up. I never did know which it was. When the clinking and the thinking would stop then came the big slurp. I don’t recall that I ever heard Daddy drink a cup of coffee without hearing that big slurp.

My Papaw Guy was a coffee drinker too. He had a big old white mug with a sipping saucer. No one else drank from that mug. It was his and his alone. Papaw would pour his coffee into that saucer and then drink it down with a big ole slurp. When I would ask why he drank from the saucer, he told me it helped cool the hot coffee. That mug and sipping saucer is something I have looked for in antique shops for years.

On my last trip to Jackson, I went in search of books to read at a Barnes and Nobles and nothing goes better with a good book than a cup of coffee. There is always a coffee bar in bookstores. Even Square Books in Oxford has a gourmet coffee bar upstairs. Allison, my partner in the book and coffee hunt, and I “bellied up to the bar” and placed our orders. We both ordered a tall caramel macchiato with an extra pump of vanilla and steamed milk. The young woman taking our order balked at the requested and curtly informed us that we could not have it that way. I was stunned. First, she was rude, secondly, we can order our coffee any way we like it. Most of the things on the menu board are just “guidelines” as far as I’m concerned.

We were insistent about what we wanted and she was just as insistent that we could not. I was starting to get really jittery because I had not had my morning cup of coffee and I also used to run a coffee bar so I do know exactly what is involved in making a cup of specialty coffee. My voice was beginning to raise an octave or two when the coffee bar manager stepped over and asked what was going on. Allison and I explained that we wanted to start out with the recipe for the Caramel Macchiato with steamed milk and we wanted to add an extra pump of vanilla to it. The cashier piped up saying it would change the taste of the Macchiato.(Visualize a little head and shoulder action going on here) Ya THINK? I finally looked at the young lady and I told her that I was a barista and I had not had my morning cup of coffee yet so I was getting very irritated at being told that we could order that cup of coffee exactly the way we wanted. The manager agreed and proceeded to make our coffees which, by the way, turned out very very good.

Being the ever adventurous sort that I am, I finally tried one of the Java Chillers that Sonic is now offering. Since I like caramel, that is the flavor I go for. I like the Java Chiller which is a shot of espresso with some soft serve ice cream and whipped cream drizzled with caramel. That is pretty yummy. It’s not hot, it’s not cold, but it does give a nice little wake up jolt. The hot lattes are good also. The Sonic in Bruce is pretty good at that one. The early morning crew seems to know best how to prepare them though.

On one of our warmer days last week I ordered an iced latte and that was a severe shock to my system. I had the assumption that it was going to be a nice concoction of coffee and flavoring blended with ice. Surprise! The carhop brought me the cup of iced coffee and it looked so inviting topped with the whipped cream and caramel drizzle. Then I took that first sip. Oh I am so sorry to say that whoever made that cup of coffee did not hit the mark. They were not even in the same universe. Words cannot describe what it tasted like but if you saw the Garfield cartoon in the paper on Saturday, that would be a proper description. Thick and bitter coffee doesn’t wake me up. It seemed like the more I sipped the worse it became. Did you know that bitter coffee can make you pucker? I looked like I had been through a bad batch of Botox. It was pretty toxic. Being the coffee snob that I am, I may just ask them if they would mind if I showed them how to make a proper latte. Either that or I’ll just plan to stop at McDonald’s. Old Ronald knows how to make a great iced coffee.

Did you have a Glorious Easter? 3/24/08 MH article

Week of March 24, 2008


Did you have a Glorious Easter Celebration? We did! Little did I know when I awoke on Sunday morning just how special a day it would turn out to be. Holy Week is always a very busy week for me. For the last few years I have always been able to take the week off to prepare for the many services and to save my voice for all the singing and Gregorian chant that is involved.

Thursday evening, my throat was still a little tight from the cough and sinus drainage I had been living with for a couple of weeks but I ‘limped’ through the Pange Lingua and the incense that night. Good Friday services don’t traditionally have a lot of music. It is, after all, the most solemn of nights. I spent Saturday at home practicing the hymns and the Easter Sequence so I would be ready for Sunday.

Easter is the perfect time for baptisms and confirmations and we had both. A whole family was welcomed into the church, just as it happened in the early days of the Christian Church. Mom and Dad were confirmed and their precious little baby girl was baptized. The music on Easter morning is very festive. We sing Alleluia and the Gloria for the first time since the beginning of Lent. Being a soprano, I tend to get on up into the rafters, which is one of the reasons I love the Easter hymns. Ben and Jettie began our service with some beautiful music. The rest of the service consisted of traditional hymns.

Traditional until communion that is. I had chosen an instrumental piece on a new CD I had purchased and loaded it into the stereo. The CD cover stated that it was Classic Traditional Christian Hymns. Now what could go wrong with that? The hymn I chose was Christ the Lord is Risen Today. That’s pretty traditional right? The music began playing and all seemed serene until the guitar riff. HUH? I was already seated when it happened. Ben turned and looked at me with shock in his eyes. Another riff! The tempo picked up and the ‘traditional classic’ instrumental hymn turned into a classic rock version of the hymn. We all had that deer in the head lights look. My daughter leaned over and whispered in my ear, ‘Gee mom, I’ve missed church for a couple of months and ya’ll go and changed on me.’ We were all suppressing giggles by the time the hymn was finished. I was afraid to look at Father Tim but his expression didn’t tell me anything.

After the final blessing and closing hymn, while everyone was standing around and visiting, Ben and I checked out the CD a little more closely. In fine print we read ‘celebratory’. I will know better next time. Father Tim laughed with us later on. He said it was a brilliant choice. I don’t know about the brilliant part but it was purely accidental. I guess you could say the ‘Spirit was a movin’ at St. Luke the Evangelist Church on Easter morning.

Now to answer one of the questions that I have been asked. How does the Catholic Church answer the question, "What must I do to be saved?" First, the average Catholic might look at you and quip, ‘Saved from what?’ But then they will seriously tell you that we believe in Jesus Christ the Son of God who gave his life as payment for our sins. And yes, we do believe in Christ as our only Redeemer. We also believe that our conversion is a lifelong process that begins with our baptism is only finished when we finally see Jesus face to face.

Dilittante

Week of April 6, 2008


I had a meeting with the Director of my department at the end of last week. Several of the women in my department had answered her e-mail about why they should be considered as one of the team leaders. I thought about it long and hard and threw my hat into the ring also. I am new to realm of medical records but I am not new to the concept of working as a team leader, or managing a group of women. At my age, I have a varied and colorful background of experience and creativity to draw upon that might just be to my advantage.

One of the questions she asked me during my interview was how I came to be so organized. I had to laugh. For one thing I am a ‘piler’. I have little piles here and big piles there, but I know what is in each pile and I can put my hands on just about anything I need to find in a relatively short period of time. I don’t lose things but things can end up in the wrong pile at times. My answer to her was that I am a list maker. I carry a small notebook around with me at all times and I write down what I need to do and check off what I have done. I write down all the steps of things that I need to do and I write down random thoughts that go through my head, saving them for later, or I hear a song or a comment that I might want to explore and expound upon later.

I have lists of books by my favorite authors that I carry with me when I go to a bookstore and when I see one of the books on my list I buy it and mark it off. Then it moves to my list of books to read. Some of my favorite authors have been very prolific and I like to read their books in the order that they published their works. I am funny that way. I have made lists of words that I like. Yes I said WORDS. Don’t you have words that you like? Words can do so many things. They can make you feel happy, sad, and intelligent or they can make you nod your head like you understand and then you make a note of that word or phrase and run to your computer or dictionary or thesaurus and look that puppy up. Take the word dilettante. Now doesn’t that one roll trippingly off the tongue? A dilettante is “(a) A dabbler in an art or a field of knowledge. Or (b) A lover of the fine arts; a connoisseur.” according to Webster’s Dictionary. Hmmm. That first one sounds like ‘jack of all trades and master of none’ and that might just be me.

I have a massive list of quotes by famous and not so famous people that I have collected over the years. I think I started it the years I was at the W. As a matter of fact I think I just started making lists in general while I was there. Before I went off to college, a grocery list my Mom made was as close as I got to list making. Mom has always had lists and Daddy always carried a little pocket notebook with him. His lists were scribbled maps of fields and what kind of insects he needed to spray and phone numbers. Sometimes it contained ideas that he thought of. Daddy was a big dreamer. Unfortunately, his dreams usually involved me or my sister. After a trip to Florida, he thought it would be wonderful if I got an airbrush and headed down to some nice sunny beach and set up a t-shirt hut and airbrushed t-shirts. Never mind that I had not ever used an airbrush before or that I don’t do sunny beaches with my fair skinned self. I did get an airbrush and I did do t-shirts for a while but not on a beach. He thought using the airbrush was a piece of cake until the day I handed it to him and said ‘Have at it Pop!’
He handed it back to me after a few sprays. Now, I have to hand it to him. He never did say he couldn’t do it. He just told me that I was better at it than he was and it did take a certain amount of control. If he hadn’t come up with the harebrained idea, I probably never would have learned to use that tool. I still have my first airbrushes and I use them on most of my really detailed watercolors. If he had not challenged me, I might not have learned that skill nor grown as an artist.

I credit my Mom for my continued need to learn constantly. Mom loves crossword puzzles and word searches. I don’t dare touch her daily paper without seeing it is turned to the crossword. Sometimes I offer to help but only if I see that she is totally stumped and believe me, that is not very often. She had been known to call me at strange hours wanting to know what ten letter word for jack of all trades and master of none might be. Uh, try dilettante.
I am very blessed to know that I came from two such creative parents and that they encouraged my sister and me to be creative. They also told us that we could do anything that we set our minds to. I think both of us are still wondering just what we will be when we ‘grow up’.
"Creativity is essentially a lonely art. An even lonelier struggle. To some a blessing. To others a curse. It is in reality the ability to reach inside yourself and drag forth from your very soul an idea."-- Lou Dorfsman

March 10th MH article

March 10, 2008
Vonda Tedford-Keon


I’ve started and stopped and deleted this article several times and it has to do with my
mindset. My family, or rather my daughters and I, has recently been the target of some
rather hate filled and threatening comments and e-mail because we are Catholic. The
anonymous person or persons that have made the threats and comments, are very close
minded individuals. I suspect they will be in for a rather unpleasant surprise when they
leave the confines of their sheltered lives here in rural Calhoun County and enter the
hallowed halls of liberal arts education at Ole Miss or MSU or any other place of higher
learning. They will find themselves going to classes and living and eating with people of
other races and other nationalities. They will experience different cultures and find out
that Gays and Lesbians are not all flamboyant and in your face. Their professors will be
Asian or Arab, Christian or Jewish and quite possibly Atheist. The days of intolerance
should be long gone but unfortunately there are those in every generation that still
pass on ‘ism’s.

I have decided to use my column as a venue to try and dispel any of the myths
about my Catholic faith. The image most people have of Catholics come from movies
and television and books or the urban legend of your friend who had an aunt who had a
friend that knew someone that used to be married to someone whose mother they thought
was a catholic. They are always in the mafia, or a drunk Irish cop, or a singing nun
wearing a habit, or the priest doing an exorcism. Well, you can’t judge a Catholic by the
cover.

Here is the least you need to know about Catholics. #1. The Catholic Church is
the largest single denomination of the Christian faiths. #2. Catholics are Christians.
#3. Catholics do have Bibles and yes we do read them and the Bible is preached and
taught from at each service. #4. There is much diversity of thought within the Catholic
religion. #5. Outreach, Charity and Social Justice are central to Catholicism.

The word catholic was first used by Ignatius of Antioch around the year 110AD.
It means universal or whole. Ignatius was suggesting that the Christian church should be
one body just as it was when Christ walked on earth and his followers were one. Then
Augustine, a church theologian in the 400’s used the word Catholic to mean all
membership, everywhere as one church. Today the term Catholic refers to the fact that
this religion/denomination teaches the same doctrine everywhere and it includes all
classes of all people. The Catholic Church includes many nationalities and exists in
almost every country of the world. There is no such thing as a typical Catholic. We are a
cultural mixing bowl of color, music, art, dance, and tradition. Nearly one in five people
inhabiting the earth are Catholic.

Catholics daily find nourishment and strength from the Bible. The Catholic Bible
contains both the Hebrew Scriptures (or Old Testament) as well as the Christian
Scriptures (or the New Testament) as one book. The sacred Scriptures are the inspired
word of God. God is Author of the Bible because he inspired the human authors. There
are 46 books of the Old Testament and 27 books of the New Testament in the Catholic
Bible. The four Gospels occupy a central place in the Bible because Christ is their focus.
The unity of the two testaments reveals the whole of God’s plan for man. We believe
that Jesus is our Lord and Savior just as do our Protestant brothers and sisters.

I hope that the day will come when people can sit and talk with each other and
not have to face prejudice because of what religion they happen to follow. I pray for the
day when people of all faiths can actually work together for the common good and
help each other instead of holding back because of a difference of worship style. I pray
the day will arrive when people will care enough to find out that among the Christian
denominations, we all may have different ways of prayer and worship but we ALL share
the common thread that is Jesus Christ is our Savior.

To Be Continued……….

Homecoming at MUW April 2008

I took a stroll down Memory Lane over the weekend. It was Homecoming at MUW. The whole family went with me. Erin Michelle went because she just likes to go; Ariel went because she was meeting up her new friends to play some racquet ball and Scott went along for the ride because he wanted to see where our oldest daughter would be living and attending school in the fall. It was great to line up with my former classmates of the 70's and join all the other alums from 1930 through 2007 and march into the auditorium that we all graduated in. The girls and Scott, as well as other alum's family members, saw a huge group of women and a few smart men that had a camaraderie you don't see in too many colleges. I can remember my first year at the W and it was Homecoming weekend. I could not for the life of me see how there could be a homecoming without a football game. After my four years of study at that school I understood. Homecoming wasn't about a football game, it was about getting back together with all of your old buddies and keeping the friendships alive.

Ariel took off after our picnic lunch to meet up with her new friends at the Stark Recreation Center to learn to play racquet ball. Scott and Erin and I went to tour the Culinary Arts Department where Erin has shown an interest in studying. Since she was 4 years old, she has always said that she wanted to be a chef. But lately she is thinking early childhood education. She is now trying to figure out how to do both. After some wonderful desserts and tea in the Culinary Arts Department, we ventured to the Fine Arts Department, my old stomping grounds, to see the graduating senior's art exhibition. One of my 'old' professors, Mr. Nawrocki was there. I discovered he wasn't much older than me. In fact, my freshman year was his first year of teaching. He is a lot more chatty now than he was then. He did remember me. Not because I was a standout in his particular discipline though. It was more along the lines of, I was one of the Art Majors that was on probation one year because, in our Figure Drawing course we were, GASP! SHOCK!, drawing nudes. Well, how else do you learn how to draw the human body if you don't do nudes? I can tell you it was quite the scandal in 1972. For two long years we were to only draw figures in bathing suits. At least that is what the administration saw. We kept the nudes under wraps, pun intended. Nawrocki and I laughed as we recounted the story to the ones that were in the gallery listening to us.

My college days saw me start to school going to Mississippi State College for Women in 1971 and then the name changed in 1974 and I graduated from Mississippi University for Women. It is quite likely that the same type of thing will happen to my daughter Ariel. She will start this fall to MUW and since they now admit men (since 1982!) another name change is looming on the horizon. When Erin Michelle gets there in 3 years, she will probably start in with the new name.

The campus is still the same yet it has seen some changes. The Fine Arts Department was damaged by a tornado 8 years ago and it is finally being restored and will reopen October 31 of this year. Ariel will be majoring in Theatre, so she really will be roaming in my footsteps because, Fine Arts also has encompasses the Performing Arts and is taught in the same building now. As she begins making her memories, mine are going to increase too.

My darling little niece Bella is making sweet memories for my sister Lisa. Bella has a cute way of saying things that I have dubbed 'Bella-isms'. Last week she was saying "I'll be there in a jippy!". She also was reading a book and one of the characters in the book was a detective but she kept saying '"tective". The De just couldn't come out. She is a mischievous little girl too. They were sitting out under the big oak tree in their yard having a picnic and Lisa noticed a lime green glow in the tail pipe of her car. As she investigated, lo and behold, it was a bright green plastic Easter Egg that little Bella had shoved in there. When questioned about it, Bella thoughtfully said 'uh huh, I did it.' Johnny tried to get it out but it was just too far in there to reach so he told Lisa and Bella to stand back while he started the car. They did not know what to expect. As the engine started and ran for a very little while, the egg started quivering and it turned around and all of a sudden, POW! out the pipe it shot. Bella dissolved into a fit of laughter at the sight of that flying lime green Easter egg. I think that sight will live a long time in her memory and one day she will walk down memory lane with her Mom and they will enjoy the laughter as they re-live that particular Sunday afternoon, sitting under the oak tree at the top of the hill.

Dandelions and High School Seniors

May 5, 2008

I’m going to wax poetic for a little bit. It occurred to me last week, as I was driving to work, that life is at times like a dandelion ‘puff’. Do you remember when you were a kid and you would see the dandelion puffs in the yard and you would grab one and give it a blow and those seeds just scattered where ever the breeze would carry them. As children we didn’t realize that we were spreading the seeds of a weed and if the truth be known, we didn’t care. It was pretty and those little seeds could really fly a long way only to come back to earth and plant its self so that a new plant would grow and the cycle would continue.

I’ve been scattered quite a few times. People that have blown in and out of my life or drifted in and out come to mind. Sometimes I will suddenly think of someone I knew when I was in kindergarten in California, or I will recall something that occurred during my college days. Watching TV or listening to radio will stir up memories of people that have long ago moved on. Sometimes it’s just faces that I recall and other times I recall a name but can’t pull up a face. Sometimes it’s family members that have passed on. Sometimes it is friends that get scattered.

I learned a couple of weeks ago that one of my newer friends had been offered a plum that she richly deserves. There are many reasons why I will hate to see her move on but I understand completely about advancement in the job market. It has just been so nice to work with a fellow creative person whose “pallet may seem to be a couple of bricks shy of a load” like I’ve been accused of. Another person just drifting through my life.

I look at the graduating seniors this year and those little dandelions are about to get scattered all over the place. They are scrambling to finish their tests and get their invitations mailed out and put the finishing touches on college applications and scholarships. I’ve been caught up in that whirlwind with my daughter as she goes here and there, writing this essay and making that interview. She worked hard during the 10 years I home schooled her and these last 2 years in public school. There were times during those 10 years that I would start doubting myself and my ability, but as I see the accomplishments that she has made, I know that I gave her a strong educational background. Would I make the same decision to homeschool if I had it to do over again? In a heart beat I surely would.

Now back to those dandelions. I called them a weed but to some folks they aren’t. The dandelion is a pretty versatile plant. The bright green new leaves are good for making a fresh salad from. You can make Dandelion wine from the bright yellow blossoms. You can make a ‘tonic’ from the leaves that is a natural diuretic. A little of that tonic will ‘clean out’ the old system! You can even make syrup from the blossoms for your pancakes. Roasting the roots and grinding them up made a coffee substitute. There is a lot of good in the common old dandelion, so it’s a good thing that it’s pretty little puff balls get blown to the 4 corners of the earth. Our kids are getting ready to be scattered like those dandelion seeds. Come graduation night, they will grab that prized diploma and toss that mortar board up in the air and then its off to new destinations and new experiences. There is going to always be something new on the horizon as they drift around and then settle to earth. It’s a very uncertain world that we are turning over to our kids. Let’s just hope and pray that they will be better stewards of it than the past generations have been.

the Week of March 31, 2008 MH article

Week of March 31, 2008

Last week was a busy one and I must truthfully say that I am most content when I am busy. I absolutely cannot handle just sitting around doing nothing. Oh believe me, I like to take a break and sit just as much as anyone, but I can’t do it for extended periods of time and be idle. I have to be busy doing something.

At work, I spend the majority of my time staring at my computer screen as I review page after page after page of what sometimes seems like endless amounts of information. For that I have to sit but I am busy. When I study I have to sit, but my mind is busy and usually so are my fingers because they are busy typing a paper. I can’t even watch television without ‘doing’ something. I am usually doing two things while the television is on. I watch American Idol and cook supper. I watch CSI Miami and fold towels. I watch CSI Las Vegas and attempt to straighten my desk. Or I draw or paint something while keeping one eye on the television and another on what I am working on.

The time is rapidly approaching when I will be finished with my final Theology paper and then I can start reading books again. I have stacks of them just waiting for me. I miss my favorite authors like Clive Cussler and Daniel Silva and Patricia Cornwell and Tim Dorsey. I did break from my traditional reading fare this year and I joined a Reading Club in Tupelo at my old parish of St. James. Once a month we have gotten together and discussed some wonderful books and Authors. The first author was Flannery O’Connor and her story Revelation. The next book was Willa Cather and Death Comes to the Archbishop. The April selection is Alice McDermott’s Charming Billy. They are all books I probably never would have picked up if not for the book club. Now I want to read more of those authors’ works and maybe even start a local book club. If you are interested let me know. Tell Mack or Debbie and they will tell me.

Last Thursday, the BHS Forensics Team made their last trek of the year to Jackson for competition. The four qualifying team members, their sponsor and coach, Mrs. Movitz and I loaded up the white whale of a van and headed south. The team had to sign in at 8 AM on Friday morning so we went down Thursday evening so they could be well rested and ready for the mock Congress. While the team was in Congress, I had nothing to do for five hours so I thought I would drive across the street to a Barnes and Noble bookstore I had seen at a new shopping center just a stones throw from the host school. It was just pure bliss. Inside was the pre-requisite coffee shop where I got a much needed cup of coffee made to my specifications and then I just walked around and browsed through the thousands of books. If the Publishers Clearing House people ever draw my name, you can rest assured that I would spend a huge chunk on books.

The Forensics Team gave it their all and they were competing against some cut throat teams from schools all over the state. Mrs. Movitz and I were judges for the debate portion of the competition. I came away from the teams that I judged thinking I didn’t want to get into an argument with any of those budding politicians. Most were poised and confident and very well versed in the subject they were debating and some were just ‘fluffers’. By and large it was a great experience for all of us. Ariel and Dustin broke to the 3rd round finals. We had our fingers crossed for the prize of going to compete in Las Vegas but alas, it was not to be. They had some pretty stiff competition. Now we just want to get the score sheets and read the comments written by the team that judged them.

While we were down in Jackson, we ate at P.F. Chang’s China Bistro. It was a great dining experience with chop sticks. The food was excellent and nothing like some of the china buffets that we are used to in this part of the state. Trust me on this one. We all ordered different dishes and shared so that we could all get a taste of everything. It was good and extremely affordable and was in a very elegant setting. I loved the lettuce wraps and as soon as I can find all the ingredients, I am whipping those up for supper.

The trip back home was uneventful. The three young men snoozed all the way home, Ariel played co-pilot and watched traffic for me while Mrs. Movitz was quietly figuring out her strategy for next years Forensics Team.

When Ariel and I arrived at home, we were greeted with the sight of a cute, cuddly four legged puppy on a leash. There stood my grinning husband and second daughter. “Look what we have! He was free to a good home and he was the prettiest of the litter.” From the looks of his feet he is going to be the size of a moose too! So I think I now have an exercise companion. Since I always have to be busy, I believe that young Tucker, as he has been named, will soon be dragging me through the streets of East Bruce helping me to drop some of this excess weight I am carting around. After walking him a few times I may just finally learn to sit and do nothing except to breath.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

what has happened to Christmas!?

Aaaah it’s that time of year again. After Thanksgiving, time to start buying Christmas gifts, the baking, the decorating, the traveling, the empty bank account, the stress of the season. What on earth has happened to Christmas?For about the last 15 years, when this time of year starts, I start getting a bit cranky. My family will probably tell you I get a lot cranky. I have struggled for years to not fall into the trap of overspending. I can do that anytime of the year, thank you very much. But there is something about this time of the year that leads people to spend too much. The thing that I struggle with is what does all of this gluttonous commercialism have to do with the Birth of Jesus? Christmas should be a time of getting together with our families and celebrating the miracle of the birth of the Redeemer. Instead it has turned into something else. I have even fallen into the trap of venturing out on the day after Thanksgiving and camping out in a store parking lot before dawn just to be able to get one of the latest electronic gadgets at a good price. Through the years I have even seen seemingly sane people turn into animals that fight over the last doll or Xbox type game on the shelf. Now I ask you, what do you think Christmas should be like? Don’t you agree that Christmas was meant to change the world? Why don’t we do something radical this year and do Christmas differently. Let’s focus on the divine and not on the discounts this year and for the years to come. We can start by resisting a culture that tells us what to buy, wear and spend with no regard to bringing glory to Jesus.I ran across a site on the internet called the Advent Conspiracy and it had some very interesting ideas on how to bring Christ back into Christmas instead of blatant consumerism. I really liked the part about “Worship more, spend less, give more ‘relational type gifts’, love all”. Worship more. God is honored by us gathering to enjoy one another’s company in His service. This can be done several ways not just in going to a church service. Helping out at the local Food Pantry or working on a Habitat for Humanity project or selling t-shirts to raise money for someone in dire need. Those are all ways to worship the Lord.Spend Less. Saying yes to Jesus means saying no to overspending. When we say no to over-consumerism then we are creating the space to say yes to Jesus and his presence in our lives.Give More. Just hear me out. We can give relational gifts because we worship a God that gave us the ultimate relational gift of His Son for our salvation. Think about it. We can give gifts of meaning instead of material gifts. Last year I gave my sister a portrait of her grand child that I had drawn. I could not have given her anything else that meant more. In thinking about what it means to give ourselves to each other, we are transformed by the story of Advent, knowing that we give relationally because God gave relationally. Pictures, poems, pieces of art, tickets to the Bollinger Family Theater or Blast from the Past, all become relational alternatives that foster what matters most in life. Love All. 2 Corinthians 8:9 tells us that Christ, though he was rich, entered our poverty so we would no longer be poor. The money that we would save by giving relationally could be used to help someone else in need. It could go to places that need clean drinking water, or to local food pantries, or to heifer international. This Christmas try something radical for a change. Spend time together, Prepare a feast with a meal, candles and ambiance music; Buy your child a baseball bat for a trip to the batting cages together; wrap a pound of coffee or a tin of favorite tea with a date to get together with a close friend; Wrap popcorn and a classic DVD for a movie night with a friend; Host Monday night football and make some homemade pizzas; Wrap 2 copies of a classic book to read with someone close to you; “Babysit” for those parents who could use a night out; Yard work for an elderly person in your life; get together over a cup of coffee with family or friends and talk theology and what God is doing in your lives. See how easy this could be? Make time to make gifts. Its surprisingly relaxing and they really do mean much more. Just make it personal.So what do you say? Want to join me for a little less stressful Christmas? Christmas was meant to change the world and it still can, one person at a time, if we want to do it.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Blogging from East Bruce
10/15/07
Vonda Tedford-Keon

After writing about cooler weather last week and my craving for a bowl of chili, I was so excited to wake up to cooler temperatures. The first thing I did Thursday afternoon, after I left work, was head to the store and buy all the ingredients needed to get a pot of Cincinnati chili going. Now, I like all kinds of chili but my favorite is Cincinnati style.

I’ll even share it with you but I have to warn you about the secret ingredients. You have to be really open minded and ready to try something that will knock your socks off.

Outside of the state of Texas, Cincinnati, Ohio, is the most chili-crazed city in the United States. Cincinnati prides itself on being a true chili capital, with more than 180 chili parlors. Cincinnati-style chili is quite different from its more familiar Texas cousin, and it has developed a cult-like popularity. Cincinnati chili is best enjoyed spooned over freshly made pasta and topped with a combination of chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, refried beans or kidney beans, and crushed oyster crackers. If you choose "the works," you are eating what they call Five-Way Chili. Make sure to pile on the toppings - that's what sets it apart from any other chili dish.

Here’s the key to how to eat it:
One Way: just grab a bowl full topped with Oyster crackers.
Two way: Chili served on spaghetti.
Three Way: Additionally topped with shredded Cheddar cheese.
Four Way: Additionally topped with chopped onions.
Five Way: Additionally topped with kidney beans.


1 large onion chopped
1 pound extra-lean ground beef1 clove garlic, minced
1 tablespoon chili powder
1 teaspoon ground allspice
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon red (cayenne) pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa
1 (15-ounce) can tomato sauce
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
1/2 cup water1 (16-ounce) package uncooked dried spaghetti
Toppings (see the key above)
In a large frying pan over medium-high heat, sauté onion, ground beef, garlic, and chili powder until ground beef is slightly cooked. Drain the meat mixture and place it in your crock pot. Add allspice, cinnamon, cumin, cayenne pepper, salt, unsweetened cocoa or chocolate, tomato sauce, Worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, and water. Cook on medium or high for 2 hours.
Cook spaghetti according to package directions

Ladle chili over spaghetti and serve with toppings of your choice. Oyster crackers are served in a separate container on the side.

Now that I have finished sounding like someone on the Food Network, I hope you try my Cincinnati Chili. It is a delight to the senses and you will really be surprised at how good it is. And if you just have to have that ‘bite’ then got and add a jalapeno slice for good measure. I promise you that you will love this chili.
Bon Appetite!

Vonda Keon can be reached at vondak8753@yahoo.com.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

10/4/07 column

Ahh! That Fall nip is in the morning air. The sky takes on a different color this time of year. It is a more intense Cerulean blue instead of a washed out version. I smell the turned earth of the potato fields as they are harvested and the smell of the defoliant on the cotton. Smells invoke certain memories for me. The farm chemicals always make me think of my Dad and his airplanes. My Dad, David Tedford loved to fly. Some of my earliest memories are of flying with him along the Pacific /California coastline in the little silver Aronica. We would see pods of whales on their migration path and watch the waves break and just fly for the love of flying. I grew up thinking all kids could go flying, that’s how normal flying was to me.

When we moved to Mississippi in 1959, it wasn’t too long before Daddy’s flying bug really kicked in. There was a need for a local crop-duster and Daddy was just such the dare-devil to do the job. He and Mom had their flying service for 40 years. And for half of those 40 years I woke up to the sounds of Piper or Cessna or Ag-Cat engines roaring down the runway into the wild blue yonder. Daddy had a distinctive way of flying and his plane always sounded different from the rest. I could spot his flying technique a mile away. Flying those planes was my Dads’ talent. He was a Master at it and there will never be another one like him. He always told me that the average life a crop duster was pretty short and he did cheat death on several occasions in plane crashes. At the end of his colorful life it was a heart attack that grounded him and took him from us. This is the time of year that I really miss him; every time I hear a crop duster, I still look for him.

Calling all Cancer Survivors! The 2008 Relay for Life Committee is looking for you. We know there are still many more Survivors out in Calhoun that we have never heard about. Please tell us who you are and help form a second Survivors team. If you are a Survivor or you know someone who is please contact Barbara Winter at Money Connection in Bruce or Kay Barefield in Bruce at BankCorp South. Show your Purple Pride and let everyone know that you beat Cancer.

Let me tell you about my little buddy Casey Vance. Casey was in a pretty bad accident a few months back and badly injured his leg. He is not out of the woods yet and is in a battle to try and save his leg. This is one strong little boy, folks. I have never seen such determination. I designed a t-shirt for him to help raise money to offset the mounting bills. Its an Eagle rising into the sky with the Scripture, ‘They will soar on wings like eagles…they will run and not grown weary…’ Is.40:31. Please help Casey and buy one of his t-shirts. Penny Nelson at Bruce Insurance is the contact person.

Vonda Keon can be reached at vondak8753@yahoo.com

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Tapestry of my Life/Last Week!!

Do you remember that old Carole King song about Tapestry?
“My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue,
An everlasting vision, an ever changing view”

Sometimes my ‘Tapestry’ seems to be stuck on the spinning wheel! My ‘engine’ has been at full throttle this week and I don’t know exactly if I have moved a smidgin. Take Monday of last week; I went to Oxford to do some temp work for a doctors office that had gotten behind on their transcription. I put my headset on, clicked the pedal and started typing stopping only to go to the restroom and to eat a quick lunch. By 4:30 I had listened to 7 days of patients and had gotten them caught up. What they thought was going to take a week took me one day. Oops, I worked too fast! Is that a bad thing?

Tuesday I loaded the whale with the ad kits I would need for some of the stores that I do merchandising in. I had to make a stop at the post office and when I pulled out I realized the whale wasn’t maneuvering like it should. It was a bit mushy on the passenger side, so I drove over to True Value and got my cousin Rodney to check the tire. It had a good sized nail in it. That sidelined me for the rest of that day.

Wednesday morning I woke up and my feet hit the floor running. I had to get the work that I was supposed to do on Tuesday finished as well as do the Wednesday work also. I started out in Bruce, then Calhoun City, on to Vardaman then Houston with a jog left to Houlka and then finished my stores in Pontotoc at 7:30 that evening. I saw a lot of deer and they all saw me. Deer in the headlights is not something I like to see. Been there, done that and whacked that doe to the tune of too many dollars I didn’t want to spend. Thank the Lord for my deer whistles.

Thursday was spent cleaning house and attempting to reorganize. I have stacks of papers I need to grade, worked on my own essay for my theology course, and had a couple of meetings to attend to some pressing matters. My oldest daughter needed to go to Tupelo to get Pointe shoes for ballet so that was added to my agenda and I had a couple of little store audits to do at Barns Crossing. While she was getting fitted for the Pointe shoes I was checking out the home made fudge they offered in the shoe store. If you go to Tupelo, stop at The Corner Shoe Store and buy a block of that fudge. I rate it in the top 100 things to eat before you die. It is THAT divinely delicious. We arrived back home and just missed packing the boxes for the food pantry.

Friday found me in Caledonia doing what I fondly like to refer to as clean up. I had to go and complete the work that someone else had promised to do and then pulled a ‘George Jones’. You know what that is. They never showed up! Finding Caledonia was a trick all by itself. Map quest was pretty bizarre in its routing. It first took me down to Eupora and across at Starkville and then up at Columbus. I knew that was not right so I chose the alternative route. It was going to take me down every back country road and then some to get me there. I finally just opted for pointing my nose toward Aberdeen and watching for road signs and I did finally get there. I do want to go back that way and check out the house with the 4 huge gargoyles at their gate. There has got to be a story behind those. Can you imagine giving directions to your home and telling people to look for the four 6 foot tall gargoyles at the entrance of your drive way. Then you must slowly travel down the dark tree lined curving drive to find what? I’m telling you it was something out of a gothic novel.

Saturday was Food Pantry day and I was out there marking off names. I didn’t have to use my ice pack this time because the sun was hidden behind those rain clouds. We handed out 190 boxes in an hour! I came home to figure out what I fondly refer to as the sadistics. I really hate to figure out percentages but I have to crunch the numbers to send in to the state and the different churches that are affiliated with the pantry like to know the numbers too. By 3PM my brain was screaming for a nap and I gave in. The sofa in my living room is the perfect napping spot. I think I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.

Sunday, after church I gathered my books and papers and the girls accompanied me to Tupelo where I go and meet up with the other 19 people that are working on graduating with that Masters degree in theology next May. We worked on a paper about the Tapestry of our life. I can tell you right now, my tapestry looks like a crazy quilt. Just like the past week does. All over the place, going full speed and sometimes it seems like I’m not moving an inch!
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Her Grace Lady Vonda the Infinite of Longer Interval
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